Or more correctly, the character Carrie she played on Sex in the City tv show…
Say you get married…To a man…
Say that man spent his 20s working hard…No time for female distractions…
Married you…But the marriage a little or a lot unbalanced because you as Carrie had had a bevy of mates like you tried on shoes for size…
He had a paucity…Nothing much to write home about…
A decade later, pure and innocent husband is more settled about work, and can take time off from the grind more…
Except what he does is grind more…But not with you…He begins some extracurricular affairs or affair to make up for lost time, to sow those wild oats he has never down before…
Let’s say he evens up the score between the two of you, catching up to your impressive or embarrassing record, however you want to spin it…
You find out…
Do you divorce him?
Or not?
Fair is fair…
But your experiences with others were outside the boundaries of marriage, you had not met husband yet…
His experiences were flagrant violations of the rules of engagement, not to mention he hurt you deeply, maybe gave you a sexually transmitted disease courtesy of affair ho, & besides, he did it while he already knew who you were…
So do you divorce him?
Says in the Bible somewhere that if you sin you could get it back tenfold…
What was your sin? Maybe fornication, Carrie…
What was his sin? Pretty definitely adultery Mr. Big…
Adulterous worse than fornication? Yes, I think so, ‘ cause adultery hurts your spouse…
Fornication hurts your future spouse too, but more in the abstract- though they definitely do not like that your dishrag may be dirty before you go to dry his dishes too…
So…
But is this the tenfold that you are getting back in hurting, because you sinned first?
Maybe…
So now you are even…
Could you live with that intellectual rationalization of events ?
Long enough to stay married and Not divorce him?
Maybe…
Ok…
I see much of divorce today caused by self righteous women leaving cause hubs had one or more affairs…
How many men did those same outraged wives sleep with prior to meeting their future mates?
Total slut? Or pure as snow?
I’m guessing Melanie sticks around because her modelling days were more like escort service nights- her photographer neighbour said she went out with different older men on a regular basis- like a revolving door…
In fact, she ended up in Manhattan basically because Trump met her in Europe and purchased the rights to her crotch with a considerable bounty which included visas for mom and dad and a brownstone they could live in, and well that was the best offer she had had, because where she comes from Hos are so common ain’t nobody going to make that kind of offer to them there…
So she went…Married the guy…Got stuck in a role she didn’t want( no ho wants to be under the scrutiny of presidential journalism)…
And he went and evened up the score while she was preggers and after with a suitable karmic affair- another ho who was an even bigger ho than melania, stormy daniels, porn star to old men and losers who like plastic bags instead of mammary glands…
Balding ageing Donald got his revenge, or balanced out all the other old men his dubious wife had ” had dinner with”, nudge nudge wink wink…
So ho got what was coming to her, and the audacity of a dope got what his just desserts were to be- a miserable bitchy wife who hates him and a porn star who thinks his dick looks like a corn dog…And now everybody knows…
She ain’t leaving and he has nowhere to go…
Made for each other…
Serial monogamist, picks up wives and divorces them when their warranty expires, and money grubbing ho from land of no ethics or religions allowed, stuck forever to a loser with a weird haircut who spends more time on the presidential tanning bed than reading the news…
Lowest common denominator, that’s how these two got elected…Misery loves company and the United States’ Zeitgeist is misery…And a great deal of Schadefreude…The joy at someone else’s misfortunes…
If you thought your life was f-cked, look at theirs…
Not to mention they managed to drag a child into this mess…
Will they re-elect ? Sure…
This presidency is funnier than any episode of Saturday night live ever was, and that includes the Eddie Murphy episodes and even schweaty balls Alec Baldwin…Or is it Alex? Who cares?
I saw The Long Shot the other night, with Seth Roger and Charlize Theron…Prime Minister Trudeau was roasted by jealous Americans but he came out ok anyway…
Why? Because class is class…Because hiring an equal number of women in your cabinet is a big step forward…Because requiring corporations to ensure women are in the highest positions as opposed to paint by numbers tokenism is classy…
Because apologizing for the wrongs that other Canadians did historically to our Native peoples feel nice…It doesn’t fix anything, except it sort of does…It is never too late to apologies for actions, even if they were not exactly yours…
Why not? Apologize for things you did not exactly do…What a great Canadian example for the rest of the world to follow…
Repeat after me:” I am sorry for, ……..” fill in the homicide war torn sexual slavery drugging laundering cr-p your government did to its own people…
You will feel much better about your country afterwards, promise…
Maybe Putin should start:” Dear Russian people, I am sorry for helping this mr. trump to win his stupid election…Though I got all sorts of political favours and concessions in return not to mention piles of money and favours, I am really embarrassed to be seen with this idiot and his ho wife…Please forgive me for my transgression”…
There done…Don’t you feel better Mr. Putin?
Da…Pajalsta…Dosvedania…
The end of this off topic rant…
ps…No, don’t get a divorce…Staying with the husband is going to be better than finding out what is behind door number three…
Cause behind door number three is a guy with a comb over with a corn dog in his pants and a predilection for porn stars and a bunch of children who don’t know which one mommy is, just that apparently being a ho, male or female, seems to get you elected to public office more easily…