Light Mineral Oil, put in ears with eye dropper(one whole eye dropper each ear), put in eyes with eye dropper(same one whole eye dropper each eye), put in bum(one whole cup, then use blue butt plug to hold it in for a while, then remove blue plastic butt plug & hold in all night long) with enema kit from fighting together.org (about $13.99 US without shopping to canada)…Put up nostrils next day careful also with eye dropper(one whole eye dropper each nostril)…Tilt head in correct direction to make sure Light Mineral Oil($6.25 about Canadian currency at recall Pharmaplus at Eglinton & Bathurst-ish-Note:Upper Village Walk-In medical clinic is there too!!!!)